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Tim Brooke-Taylor: Greater Britain Party A Message From Your Candidate
What do I stand for? Why Tim Brooke-Taylor?
  • The Queen
  • to have a pee
  • Liberty, fraternity and the other one
  • Women's rights and men's rights
  • Freedom of speech (within limits,no rude words)
  • The Statem the Empire and the Essoldo
  • Better skools
  • Derby County
  • I believe: "Britain is still great" and "Flying saucers exist"
  1. With me you will be represented by a knight - admittedly I'm not a knight yet, but if I was an MP it would be much more likely I would become one
  2. (Sir) Tim Brooke-Taylor has never served on any local government bodies. He can therefore be relied upon to approach everything with a blank mind
  3. Why not?

VOTE TIM BROOKE-TAYLOR
MAKE BRITAIN GREATOR